Man, it’s been a hard day. That whole Colorado shooter thing has got the whole world just down man. And it should. I’ll just say this: I’m getting pretty sick of the entitled kids freaking out and shooting up the place. I mean, I know there are other people who pull these acts of violence as well but the killing everybody in the building thing seems to come from people who are otherwise fairly comfortable. Of course, maybe this kid had some real problems…yeah, no. You deserve to fry and I look forward to hearing of your imminent demise.
Anyway, bout to head to the last softball jam of the year before the tournament in August. Come on down to 15th and Constitution and hang out with us if you want. Last time Obama came. For real, Air Force one landed on the White House lawn and we watched. It was cool. Perk of living in DC. Also on tap for the weekend, a makeup Braves v. Nats game (we’ll be hanging out beforehand at the Fairgrounds so I’m cool if you’re there but only if you use your powers for good and not evil) and then U St. shenanigans with Ash that night. And then Sunday Ash and I have another Braves v. Nats matchup to attend. Baseball is a good folks. So, that’s all I’ve got save super special links as usual. If you see any lone gunmen lurking around punch them in the junk before they do any harm. Actually, that goes for anyone who causes harm to people. They should all be punched in the junk repeatedly and with purpose. This mean thing is liberating…
Fantastic article from my Pops fave journalist. The whole thing about double-thinking who the freeloaders are is goddamn inspiring.
This is true and by God all you people who get in the way of people feeling thankful need to be punched in the junk.
This was interesting because these “libertarians” are treated as strange and wondrous creatures rarely seen in the wild…
Like it or not, this is all true. Proud ladies?
Bahahaha! I need to watch this this weekend. “Smell the Glove.”
Probably the all-time favorite song, for sentimental reasons and I just like to sing it. A friend of mine told me this made me a super cheese. Yes. And here it is for you to sing, too.
Want. All you people with grills will be bragging about how you’re not grill-less since you know this is what I want. Piss off. For real.
Pretty sure number 27 is a sugar glider and not a possum but still awesome.
Thanks Charlie. Made my day.
Marion Cotillard’s outfit is a dream to me. I shall have it.
This was just a fun read. The whole Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson entry cracked me up.
Seriously, everything about this dinner is perfect.
Finally, best quote of the day:
12:39 PM So I got in trouble for leaving my classified hard drive in my computer overnight
Which is a no-no
I felt like an asshole
But then some guy in the building got fired for punching a cleaning lady on the elevator
So I feel like much less of an asshole
12:40 PM Who punches a cleaning lady?