I got zip people. Except that Sunday should be a good football day (Rise up dirty/angry birds!!!), I’m starting to finally feel like a dancer again (I can hold my releve without falling), and I watched these two dudes on the metro this morning who were both exceedingly handsome but had that weird mask of cruelty on their faces that was only thinly hiding their insecurity. I hate that look. Especially on men.
Anyway, I’m over being angry at everyone today because I forgot to pay a friend the $3 I owe her and it made me realize we all can suck. I guess I just don’t want to be tied to the damn whipping post anymore, by anyone. I’m sorry you’re sad. Let’s talk about it. I’ll buy you a beer. But if you try to hurt me I will not hesitate to bring the hammer. You should know this going forward.
We got our first coaches email for softball so, in that grand tradition, here it is for you. They really do make the season that much better. I never had a chance of even approaching their brilliance as the flag football coach. And I’m comfortable with that.
Yes, it hasn’t been above freezing for much of the last 48 hours, and the sun has been setting before you leave work for months now. But the vast machinations of CAN softball have started churning, building inertia like that giant ball in the Temple of Doom. It’ll be trampling our livers before we know it.
Anyway, the higher ups are soliciting input from the general CAN public for the first time in a few years, so here’s your opportunity to anonymously speak your mind: [redacted]
That’s all I have for now. Practices are still two months away, so look for more e-mails then. In the meantime, keep up your off season training. I don’t want anyone showing up to camp flabby.
Thanks and Go Dawgs
And, for no reason at all except that I recently re-watched Role Models, here’s Beth by Kiss for your Friday music. Enjoy your weekend rockstars.