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I’m on the road early in the morning heading back to Georgia for some much-needed family time. Because here’s how it shakes out: the family is my source. We talk a lot of trash and are meaner to each other than we’d ever let anyone else be to any one of us, but by God I know that every last one of those crazy people has my back. I miss knowing that for certain with people. I’d like to find it again in my new life here…More later — I’m busy — but for now: One of the only people who’s been truly nice to me in the past few weeks was a stranger in hot pink pumps. There are some notable exceptions among people I know but this woman had no reason for her kindness. Our business transaction had concluded and she just said sweet things. Also, I’m considering using the sentence in bold as the opening line in a book.

Rock it.

This is for Miss Lauren whom I hope to see in passing at the dance studio tonight. Because he was born in Little Rock…

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Maximus

UPDATE: Question of the day via the Bang Rocker — and the one that has been on my mind since oh, about Friday of last week… “Does D.C. turn people into jerks who are only out for themselves or just attract jerks from all the other states?”

Well, are you not?

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Hi! So, for a few years in High School there was this girl who was really mean to me for no reason and worked really hard to get everyone to hate me (in fairness, I inadvertently helped make her job easier by introverting and acting all hurt and stupid all the time) because I think — and I can’t be sure of this because none of it ever really made sense to me but the spoils of her “victory” appeared related to this — she saw me as competition. Yeah, High School was dumb. I’m so glad things aren’t like that anymore.

Anyway, here’s a recap of the Colbert FEC thing I attempted to attend yesterday. Attempted is the key word there. I waited for about an hour in a line stretching down the block and it was totally my fault because I stepped out of line to make a phone call and, when they came out and stated they were full-up, I noticed that the folks I had been standing behind before I stepped out of line were long through the door. They began herding folks into another section so technically I could have still attended but at that point I was more focused on the other work obligations I had made for the day so I cut my losses and came into the office. I was briefed by one of my co-workers upon crossing the office threshold that the whole thing had been exceedingly anti-climactic. 15 minutes of talking and Colbert “won” his media exemption for Viacom. You can read here why the win is really anything but. Unless you consider that Colbert, as was mentioned to me this morning, is really just in it for the money. Which brings me to my first real insight on the situation:

If he is just in it for the money — and it would appear that is the case because he’s actually doing damage to the progressive cause he purports to stand for (out of character) — seriously, read this — then maybe you kids shouldn’t take the punditry seriously. I know it feels like you’re being very clever because you can say that the flopping back and forth from comedian to pundit, from ha-ha to serious, is at your whim and that’s the genius of it. But those are the soft victories of children, pretty meaningless in the long run and prone to causing damage. Again, please read this.

My other insight is just one of human nature, both from a personal perspective and as a third-party observer. For a minute, when it was announced they were shutting the doors to the main room, I felt that weird “I didn’t get in…” shame. I was not counted among the popular kids. Yeah, I know. No further narrative is required to explain how ridiculous that is.

Also, while waiting in line, a young girl ahead of me — who made it through the doors, by the way — who had been anxiously watching the press on the street and the tinted-windowed SUVs in front of the building in the hopes that Colbert would get close enough for her to “touch him,” was approached by a journalist from National Journal Magazine. As a former reporter, it’s always interesting to watch how some journalists lead their sources down the primrose path and this particular journalist just had this kid eating out of her understanding hands. “Do you know why he’s here today?” the journalist asked.

I won’t go into her response. You’ve heard it before. Suffice to say, she had no clue. And perhaps Colbert has been successful in opening up a new world to her — I doubt she would have visited the FEC otherwise. So, there’s that glint of silver. I just wish in opening up the door he didn’t crowd the entryway with a ton of bullshit these kids have to step over to actually know what’s going on. And, I’m spent. Saving my energy to visit the National Harbor tomorrow and do some log rolling. You think I’m kidding, don’t you? Never underestimate…

Happy Fourth ya’ll. I’m attending a feast where my jalapeno cornbread was actually requested. It’s the little things man. For real.

Also, danced to this last night. It was glorious.

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