Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves

Well hey it feels like Halloween out there. I’ll say this; Autumn in DC does not disappoint. The hairy little man I share my apartment with is in high gear due to the drop in temperature. He brings me a new present almost every day now. This morning it was a medium sized rat severed in half that I nearly stepped on as I left out the back door for work. Very sweet.

Here’s another little gift for Halloween, courtesy of The Mohel. Silly good fun. You’ll have to watch the 30 Rock episode to get the joke. So, you should do that.

Also, despite the fact that my mother reamed me a little for not going to the Glenn Beck thing as well, I might actually try to make the small, ironic gathering on the Mall tomorrow. Some friends who know how to keep things in perspective and have a good time are going and the opportunity to tag along has been extended. I could always make it a picture-taking thing. The sign competition lends itself to that pretty well. The best one I’ve heard so far (also courtesy of The Mohel) is “You’re With Stupid.” Also, Father Guido Sarducci will be there. Let it sink in.

But God I do hate a good crowd…We’ll see…I actually had to ask the office folk if the crowd aversion made me old and crotchety. After the requisite, “You kids get off my lawn!” outburst, one of the workfolk reminded me that this is only true if I hate crowds of young people only. “Do you want to go to an event that the AARP puts on? No? Then you’re fine.”

Also, in honor of Halloween and because I pretty much choose to stay intellectually between the ages of 9 and 12, I recommend you watch this film sometime this weekend. Or read the book. Also great. And it’s Ray Bradbury. Let it sink in.

And, because it seems appropriate, I am in love with the choreographer and I miss dancing like this, here. Let. It. Sink. In.

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Where can I get one?

Thank you god of laughter. I needed this.
(h/t Dr. Josi)

http://www.theonion.com/video_embed/?id=18345
Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating ‘Fuck You’ Call

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Seeking restoration; for real?

Okay it seems to be the topic of the day so, what the hell, I’ll weigh in. It is what I do apparently. So I’m new to DC. I have a list of “have-to-do” things that people are increasingly insisting are instrumental in my becoming a beltway insider. Having sex while touching the Washington Monument is my favorite so far. But something is happening that I’m not actively pursuing but is chasing me down and hitting me in the face. Viciously. I’m learning about motivation. Specifically, political motivation. More specifically, political motivation of large groups of people.

I speak of course about the Fear/Sanity Rally scheduled for this Saturday. I want so badly to be excited about it. I have friends who are anxiously awaiting the opportunity to wear their Halloween costumes and go listen to Jon Stewart tell them they are correct to feel…whatever it is they feel. And that’s where I guess I get confused. And why I feel, for the most part, apprehensive more than anything else.

Because, according to conversations I’ve had in the past several days with those attending, it’s not a political rally. It’s just for fun. This article explains the motivation (or, more appropriately, lack of motivation, for attendance).

But then Oprah and Arianna Huffington are busing attendees in by the thousands I hear. And they most certainly are politically motivated. So…I guess it just seems strange to cast aspersions on people who acknowledge they really do care like the Tea Party (and call them terrible, really offensive, names) and then staunchly assert that, hey man, whatever; I don’t care. It seems like a cake-and-eating it too thing. But then, there’s probably some joy at having been clever enough to pull that one off.

A friend of mine says this rally is really about a few simple things. The chance to be a part of a semi-political event, while supporting comedians they love, being social and allowing themselves to be entertained. And that we should take joy in their joy. And that the expression “I don’t get those people” is something no rational person can really cling to anymore. “I don’t agree with those people” however is a different animal, she says. (you are a wise woman Ms. Terrell…)

So I can get behind that. I can celebrate the need to gather and have fun. I’ve even been invited to go. I’ll be down there anyway for the Georgia/Florida beat down I assume so it’s just a question of going a little early and checking out the crowd.

But then, I didn’t attend the Glenn Beck thing because I have the same ambivalence about these kinds of gatherings no matter where they originate. And crowds. Not a fan. Unless there’s some purely awesome music and/or dance happening.

So party on people. Make it worthwhile. Here’s hoping something great happens. Maybe I’ll see you there.

But I do have one remaining question: is it too much to ask that the same kind of courtesy — recognizing the true flavor of the event, understanding where the enjoyment lies for those attending, etc. — be extended to the next group that rallies that you don’t “agree” with?

Personally, my nerves will thank you.

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I don’t feel older…

• It’s official: I’m (almost) an “older voter.” Thanks Gibbs/The Daily Show. Just what I needed to hear. This actually makes me even more apprehensive about this rally because it would appear to be even more of a choir preach than I had previously thought…I thought this kind of in-the-tank rally was supposed to be offensive (ahem, Glenn Beck…)
• Speaking of aging, this is good piece from a still beautiful woman that elicited the opposite feeling from the one sarcastically alluded to above. Could have done without the Sarah Palin dig at the end because aging truly is a bipartisan event. But whatever. Still thoughtful, and she’s married to Rik Ocasek which deserves mad props.
• Speaking of, still a great tune: Since You’re Gone ~ The Cars
• Mr. West sent this along. Interesting read. But I think trying to link the tea party to the Republicans over fiscal issues is a stretch. But the shout out to Ryan is fantastic.
• For you Liz. I know you wear it with pride.
• I’m sorry but I want to see “The Beaver.” The movie, ingrates.
• Finally, because the hip-hop teachers at the studio have been experimenting with some lyrical/hip-hop (and I have been just swimming in it! Joy!), here again is one of the best I’ve seen.  

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What’s that old saying that when you point your finger you’ve got three pointing back at you….?

Because here very recently I’ve had encounters with different women — one was ideologically motivated, the other motivated by something altogether less rational and decidedly more disturbing (not to mention totally unjustified and juvenile) — that prefaced my reading about this when I got to the office this morning. The thing about mean girls (as any girl unfortunate enough to run up on a mean girl — and that pretty much includes all of us — can attest), it’s best to just ignore them if you can. And it’s a well-traveled slippery slope to become what you behold by allowing the mean girl to dictate your own behavior and turn you into one of them. I know — it’s a struggle every time. My point Ms. Dowd is that by trying to convince everyone of just how mean these women are, you have become a mean girl yourself. But then Dana Perino explains this better than I ever could.

I have to miss the Ben Folds concert tomorrow but my friends assure me I’ll get a full report. (Stupid netbook)

With the exception of the outlawing of happy hour — a personal favorite time of day to imbibe — I’ve never been happier to be single in my life. I hope it lasts. (h/t Mr. West)

Also, this is next on the list. Based on this excerpt, it’s exactly how I feel about the juncture of spirituality and sexuality.

Also, want. No, the length isn’t necessary. I just like the cut. And it cracks me up.

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Early in the mornin’

I don’t have much but I’m kinda thinking about this whole Stewart/Colbert rally coming up the day before Halloween. I can’t decide how I feel about it. Because I pretty much feel like this about John Stewart. But I like the idea that the kids are trying to be involved. More later I guess.

For now, this is currently hilarious. I mean just look at the leopard gecko entry a little more than halfway down the homepage. I cannot stop giggling. “Did your tail swallow a candy corn?” I never said I was sophisticated.

And, music from the past. An integrated rock and roll band from the south circa 1970? We totally deserve the bad rep. down there. Clearly.

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And if she don’t want to be found, in that little redneck town

Alright so my little netbook’s hard drive is fried to a crisp and so, at some point in the near future, I’ll be replacing that sucker and recovering all the software. In the meantime, my boss, in a gesture I’ve been heretofore unfamiliar with in a working environment, allowed me to go and upgrade with a new laptop on her dime until I can afford to pay her back. Nice gesture. Acts of random kindness are inspiring.

So, as a result, all my documents are backed up to an external drive and I can’t access my notes from yesterday’s blogger’s briefing. But there was some interesting information about the savings to the country — not to mention the number of jobs created — should we begin to supplant some of the government employees with private-sector contractors. There will be more on this when I get the new equipment set up. For now though, I’ll mention the representative from the Chamber of Commerce who, in a heartfelt moment of thanks, pointed out his gratitude to a few of the reporters/bloggers who stayed on this story until the White House pretty much had to eat their words. I understand this latest PR effort but, as this piece proves, the effort to malign character using some kind of false equivalence (love this expression) between the Citizens United case and Plessy v. Ferguson (I know…what?) is really tasteless and, I’ll say it, old. Tired. Weak. Anyway, Mr. Cleary, who wrote this ChamberPost piece, just wanted to say thanks. He recognized I think how nice it is to have people willing to stand up for you. Again, random kindness.

Also, read this. I have nothing to add. One of the greatest managers of all time.

Got an email from The Mohel that said “If you ever need us to proofread your blog…” with this link included. Just read the correction at the top. Dang man.

This book will be awesome. Sociologists/anthropologists must be drooling at the thought…

Finally, here’s your music. Athens band, cool guys, great country music. Dave’s voice is just thick melted chocolate.

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