Archive for May, 2006

Apparently Maddox wrote a book. It’s likely to be lung-crushingly funny. Since I’m a girl, I have to act all offended; but maybe my guy friends can secretly tell me about it over a few beers…

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Hell yeah! My Uncle Lee can finally operate legitimately!

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“They say they want to give us incentives!” President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad declared to a crowd in the central Iranian city of Arak, news services reported. “Do you think you are dealing with a four year old child to whom you can give some walnuts and chocolates and get gold from him?”

Um, dude, you’re kinda acting like one…

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Sorry I didn’t post this two days ago Mom; Happy Mother’s day anyway. This video should seem familiar…

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I knew I liked this band. Not only is Hot Fuss a great album, but this is Brandon Flowers customized playlist from Rhapsody. And he’s also really cute…

Tiny Dancer – Elton John

Suspicious Minds – Elvis Presley

In Your Room – Depeche Mode

Just What I Needed – The Cars

Under Control – The Strokes

Speedway – Morrissey

The Chauffer – Duran Duran

Six Different Ways – The Cure

President Gas — The Psychedelic Furs

D.J – David Bowie

Life on Mars? – David Bowie

Private Life – Oingo Boingo

Nothing To Fear – Oingo Boingo

Half the World Away – Oasis

Don’t Go Away – Oasis

In a Little While – U2

Regret – New Order

Sister of Night – Depeche Mode

Gimme Shelter – Rolling Stones

Angie – Rolling Stones

Shattered – Rolling Stones

Satellite of Love – Lou Reed

T.V. Eye – Iggy Pop

Famous Blue Raincoat – Leonard Cohen

If You Leave – O.M.D.

Pancho and Lefty – Merle Haggard/Willie Nelson

These Arms of Mine – Otis Redding

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Drrrrty Grrrl

I love this guy.

And that, my friends, is why Christina Aguilera is considered a hero. The real way to empower women isn’t to let them vote or enter the work force, it’s to dress them like blow up sex dolls and parade around their half-naked bodies. And anybody who says otherwise is a Communist.

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Stella. Whatta nut.

Maledictum evil staples! Thou hath been vanquished by the brave Knight Brother Christian who hath rescued the fair (ahem…) maiden from a tower of upturned nails and folded metal. All to wear the title of Prince Charming. And so you shall.

(Thanks Christian. One day I’ll pay you back. I promise…)

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